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Let’s just fuck.
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Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
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When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
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Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
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Roses are red grass is greener when i think about you i play with my wiener
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
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Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
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Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
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My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
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Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
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Can you help me with my science assignment? I need to know how to get to Uranus.
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Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
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Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
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What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
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Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!