You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.
You’re on my list of things to do tonight.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Wow! Are those real?
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!
Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits