Best Pick Up Lines

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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
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Are you Coronavirus? Because i wouldn’t mind spending two weeks in bed with you.
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You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t
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Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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You’re the only snack I wanna stock up on!
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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20 Best Pickup Lines
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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
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Are you Coronavirus? Because i wouldn’t mind spending two weeks in bed with you.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home i would like to be the one to take you out.
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
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You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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You’re the only snack I wanna stock up on!
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
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Knock knock who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me!
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
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Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
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If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
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Do you have planet insurance? Because I’m about to destroy uranus.
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Knock knock who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me!
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If i were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
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If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
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Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
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Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!
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Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
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Roses are red, Corona’s the flu, can I quarantine these nuts inside of you?
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I got tested for the Coronavirus… doctor said, i’m fine i’m just missing one thing, Vitamin U
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Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.
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Do you have Coronavirus? Because I can’t stop looking ah-choo.
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You can’t spell virus without us, so what’s up?
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Are you toilet paper? Cuz I’d fight for you!
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Even if everything shuts down for the Coronavirus, my DMs are still open!
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Is that a bottle of hand sanitizer in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?
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Baby are you toilet paper? Because you are very rare.
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Are you Coronovirus coz I’m panicking and not sure how to approach you.
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If you go on a date with me, we’re guaranteed to be in bed together for weeks!
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Looking for someone to touch your face? Since you’re not allowed to right now.
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Are you Covid19? Because l want to spread you.
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Are you Covid 19? Because you take my breath away!
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Did the Coronavirus give you a temperature? Because you’re hot!
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Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
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I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.
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I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
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Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
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You’re the only snack I wanna stock up on!
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Are you Coronavirus? Because i wouldn’t mind spending two weeks in bed with you.
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Hey girl, are you the vaccine? Because the whole world’s chasing you.
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Are you Coronavirus? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
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Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕
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her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home i would like to be the one to take you out.
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You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t
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Roses are red, Corona is bad, even if u cough on me, I won’t be mad.
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hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.
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Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?