Best Pick Up Lines

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10 Most Upvoted (Today)

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

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I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

20 Best Pickup Lines

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.

Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime?

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

50 Last Added Pickup Lines

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

If you were a virus you would be CUTIE-19

I wish I was your differential because then I’d be touching all your curves.

Baby, you’re body is like a hyperbola

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.

You are the base of my trapezoid.

You are the solution to all of my equations.

You are the square to my root.

My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.

My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.

You are as beautiful as 1.618.

I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.

You must be √(-1), ’cause you can’t be real.

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

Wanna couple our equations tonight?

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

My attraction to you is an inversed square law.

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.

I’d really like to integrate over your total surface area

Do you know how to differentiate? I’d love to lie tangent to your curves.

I’m not happy in my current relationship. I’d like to do a u-substitution

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

Least Voted Pickup Line

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.