Best Pick Up Lines

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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
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You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
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20 Best Pickup Lines
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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?
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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
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If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
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There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
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Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
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I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks
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I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
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(Holds out hand) Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?
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Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
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Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.
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When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
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You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
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Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.
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are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10
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Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
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You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
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If you were a virus you would be CUTIE-19
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I wish I was your differential because then I’d be touching all your curves.
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Baby, you’re body is like a hyperbola
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You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
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You are the base of my trapezoid.
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You are the solution to all of my equations.
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You are the square to my root.
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My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
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My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
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You are as beautiful as 1.618.
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I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
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Wanna expand my polynomial?
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Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.
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You must be √(-1), ’cause you can’t be real.
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You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
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I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
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Wanna couple our equations tonight?
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You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
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My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
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I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
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I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
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I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.
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I’d really like to integrate over your total surface area
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Do you know how to differentiate? I’d love to lie tangent to your curves.
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I’m not happy in my current relationship. I’d like to do a u-substitution
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Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
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Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls
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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
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Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!
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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
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I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
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I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?