Best Pick Up Lines

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Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.
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You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
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I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
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20 Best Pickup Lines
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People are catching Coronavirus but the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you.
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I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
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I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.
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I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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Covid 19 cancelling everything, except my feelings for you.
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Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
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Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
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Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
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Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
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You can’t spell Quarantine without u r a q t
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I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
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50 Last Added Pickup Lines
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Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
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Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls
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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
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Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!
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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
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I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
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I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you
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See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in
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twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car
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I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
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Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
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I like playing video games… because you are my candy crush
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You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
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Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you
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I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami
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Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.
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Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.
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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..
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In a world full of Corona virus can I be your mask?
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If kisses were crowns you would be the queen of my heart
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
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You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.
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I think the gap between my fingers were meant for yours.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
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Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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My gym is closed because of the quarantine can I work you out instead?
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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You have to attend my wedding when I get married because the wedding can’t go on without the bride.
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Your legs are like an Oreo, I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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Those hands look bored.. I got something they can work on.
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Knock knock who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me!
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If i were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
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If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
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Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
Least Voted Pickup Line
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Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.