Top 100 Bad Pick Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Are you a mountain? Cos I wanna get on top of you.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hi, I

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hey, I have money.