Top 100 Mean Pick Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You smell… We should go take a shower together.

Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?