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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face
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You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
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You look like trash, may I take you out?
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
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Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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You smell… We should go take a shower together.
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Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody’s cumming.
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I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
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Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
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Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
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A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.