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Funny Pick Up Lines to Use on a Guy

While it’s no longer that uncommon for a girl to make the first move these days, it’s still something that many guys do not expect. If you are tired of waiting for a guy to approach you and you’re ready to take matters into your own hands, give the next person who catches your eye an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise: go to him first and strike up a conversation. And to take things up a notch, make your opening line a funny pickup line. By doing so, he is more likely to respond to you positively. This is because laughter is a powerful tool that does the following:

  1. It makes him feel good – This is a fact, as studies have shown that laughter relieves stress and promotes the release of endorphins, a hormone that induces a feeling of well-being. And naturally, if he feels good, he’s more likely to entertain you.
  2. Hints at your compatibility – A funny pickup line that ends with both of you laughing will make him feel instantly connected with you. When you and the guy laugh at the same thing, you feel a sense of similarity, thereby creating a bond between the two of you.
  3. Creates a moment – The kind of atmosphere brought about by sharing a laugh will make the guy you’re interested in feel that you two have a bond, thus making him want to spend more time with you.

There are many funny pickup lines, but you have to remember that humor is subjective. When choosing one in a list of funny pick up lines to use on a guy, observe the person you’re interested in and try to determine what will make him laugh.

Research has indicated lines that pick-up lines can work on guys as well. They highlight a man’s athleticism, culture, wealth, and generosity are most like to be successful. Here are women’s five most popular pick up lines to use on guys on MemesBams.com.

#1 Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
#2 Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
#3 Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.
#4 You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
#5 You can kiss me if I’m wrong. But the earth is flat, right?

More of the funniest pick up lines for him, with the most upvotes from our community:

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
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I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
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My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
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Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
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Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
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Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.
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Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
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You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
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Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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