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Math Pick Up Lines for Nerds

One of the rules to live by when using pickup lines is to make sure they fit their recipient. Otherwise, you’re likely to fail. The best pickup line is not always the funniest or wittiest, or the one that your friend swears by. Sometimes, it’s the cheesy line that works. Ultimately, the best is the one that gets your foot in the door, and that depends on whether or not your chosen pickup line is tailored to the person you’re interested in.

Since you’re looking for math pick up lines for nerds, it’s safe to say that you already have a target demographic, and that’s good – your success probability has gone up. But whether you have a specific person in mind or you’re looking to get lucky in an event full of math-loving intellectuals, there are a few things you need to remember before you take your pick from the pick up lines for nerds in this article.

First, if you’re not one of them, don’t try too hard. Instead of spouting some line that makes use of terms you don’t understand, go for a conversation opener that, while still math-related, is simple and funny. Second, consider the time and place. If the surroundings are noisy, you’re better off with a short pickup line. If you’re in a crowded place, you might want to be more subtle with your approach. Third, keep it light. If you noticed, many math pick up lines for nerds are funny but not necessarily insightful. This is because more often than not, there is no need to showcase what you know in order to get the attention of a smart person. All you need to do is make them laugh or blush, and you’re all set.

Before I show you the best math pick up lines, here are two funny videos of nerds using math lines to flirt with girls in their shool or university. In the first video the guy asks if the girl has a calculator and gives her a really long calculation. The result is a long number, which she has to write in her phone, because it’s his phone number. Really clever approach and he reactions are awesome:

In the second video, these guys are using some of our nerdy lines to compliment their friends and teachers in a cute way:

Like I promised, here are the most-upvoted math pick up lines to use on nerds:

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I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
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If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
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I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
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I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
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My love for you is like dividing by zero, it cannot be defined.
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I wish I was your differential because then I’d be touching all your curves.
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I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.
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I would like to be an integral, so I can be the area under your curves.
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You must be √(-1), ’cause you can’t be real.
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I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
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You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
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You are the square to my root.
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You are the base of my trapezoid.
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You are as beautiful as 1.618.
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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
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My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
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Let’s find out if we converge by taking each other to the limit.
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Wanna expand my polynomial?
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You are the solution to all of my equations.
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Baby, you’re body is like a hyperbola