Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
I can’t do magic but I can do you!
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let’s just f**k.
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?