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You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My dick.
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Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
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Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
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I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
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Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
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You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
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You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.
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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
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I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
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I would fuck you so hard, you’d learn from it.
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There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U!
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Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!
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If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
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Mines bigger than his want proof?
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Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.