Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
You look like my mom!
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.