All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
When God made you, he was showing off.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
How was heaven when you left it?
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Where do you hide your wings?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
I must be lost
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!