All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
How was heaven when you left it?
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Where do you hide your wings?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!