Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
When God made you, he was showing off.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
How was heaven when you left it?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
That dress looks great on you
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
Where do you hide your wings?
Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.