Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
When God made you, he was showing off.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
How was heaven when you left it?
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
If you were a steak you would be well done.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.