All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I’m close I see heaven in your eyes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you?: Priceless.
How was heaven when you left it?
Most people call me (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
Are you Cinderella? Cause’ I see that dress coming off at midnight!
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
I’m not staring, I’m just stuck in a loop.
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
I must be lost
Where do you hide your wings?
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.