How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!