I hope it’s got nine lives, cause I’ll be killing it all night.
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U!
Would you f*ck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and fuck the team!
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
Let’s play Titanic. I’ll be the Iceberg you’ll go down on.
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I can’t do magic but I can do you!
Are you a daycare center? Because I want to put kids in you!