Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you