Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.