When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
Do you believe in evolution? Cause my homo is erectus.
Are you a thief? Cause I want you to steal my virginity tonight!
You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
Are you a blanket? cos I love it when you’re on top of me.
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
Your body is a Wonderland an I’d like to be Alice
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!