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I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
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Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall
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You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
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How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
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I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
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Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
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Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
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Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, “Fuck it”.
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I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
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I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.