1361 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

Save water, shower with a friend!

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.

If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Are you a door? Because you are adoorable

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!