1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Save water, shower with a friend!

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.

If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Are you a door? Because you are adoorable

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.