1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

Save water, shower with a friend!

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.

I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.

Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.