1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Save water, shower with a friend!

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.

I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.