Funny Pick Up Lines

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
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