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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Save water, shower with a friend!

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.