1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.