Funny Pick Up Lines – Pickup-Lines.net

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.