On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Save water, shower with a friend!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
Be unique and different, say yes.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
You MUST have a nice personality.
Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.
