1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.