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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
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I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
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You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
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Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
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Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
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Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
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If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
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Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
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I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
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When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
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Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
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I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
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Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.
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If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
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I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
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F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
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Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
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You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
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I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
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Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
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I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
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Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
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Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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Save water, shower with a friend!
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Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
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You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
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Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
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I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
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My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
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Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
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Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you
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Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
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See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in
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Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
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This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
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Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
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Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
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Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
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Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car
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When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.
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Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
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My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
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My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
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Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
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Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
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You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
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Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
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Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
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I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
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Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
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If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
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I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you
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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
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Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
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You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
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Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
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Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
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my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.
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There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.
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Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
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her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
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⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
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Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
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I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami
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You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
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Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.
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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
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Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
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Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
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I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
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Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
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Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.