Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U