1358 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Save water, shower with a friend!

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

Are you a door? Because you are adoorable

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real