I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
Save water, shower with a friend!
If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car
Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..
Be unique and different, say yes.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you
I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!