1349 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Save water, shower with a friend!

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in my car

I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Are you a door? Because you are adoorable

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?