I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.
Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
Do you wanna make your mom happy? make her my mother-in-law 💕
Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Save water, shower with a friend!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
If i were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!
Be unique and different, say yes.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Are you a door? Because you are adoorable
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!
There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
