BadGood
Loading...
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
BadGood
Loading...
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
BadGood
Loading...
I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U
BadGood
Loading...
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
BadGood
Loading...
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
BadGood
Loading...
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
BadGood
Loading...
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
BadGood
Loading...
Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
BadGood
Loading...
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
BadGood
Loading...
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
BadGood
Loading...
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
BadGood
Loading...
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
BadGood
Loading...
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
BadGood
Loading...
You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.
BadGood
Loading...
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
BadGood
Loading...
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
BadGood
Loading...
Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
BadGood
Loading...
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
BadGood
Loading...
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
BadGood
Loading...
I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.