If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Have you ever played leap frog naked??
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.