Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
I’m the doctor of love baby and you’re over due for your meat injection!
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.
Can I see your tan lines?
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I’ll be the pimp, you be my slut.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s the fuel tank for my love machine!
I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
Can I please be your slave tonight?
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?
Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Have you ever played leap frog naked??
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I’m like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!