I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.