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#1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Show me your pussy!
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Can I see your tan lines?
Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
I’m hard. You wet?
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I’ll be the pimp, you be my slut.
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s the fuel tank for my love machine!
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
Have you ever played leap frog naked??
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.