Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Have you ever played leap frog naked??
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.