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Biggest Pick Up Lines Collection
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted
If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
My dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?
Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!