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Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
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Guy pulls out a quarter”if i flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?”
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If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
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I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.
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If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas
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Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
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Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
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Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
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That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
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There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
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You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
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People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
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Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
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Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!