Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat!
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.
You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you.
Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth.
Let’s just fuck.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Are you a button? Cause I’d tap that.
The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you?
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?”
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside you and I’m not.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I’ll owe you one.
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her ass]
You’re thicker than a snicker.
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
Would you f*ck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I wanna do dirty things with you – like farming.
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Sex is a killer … want to die happy?.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Will you marry me for just one night?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
So what are you doing for sex later?
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Nice tits, mind if i feel them?
I’m the doctor of love baby and you’re over due for your meat injection!
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
Does your ass
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
Hi. I’m horny.
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Can I see your tan lines?
Ay gurl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if i was your dad, i’d be in jail.
Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and fuck the team!
Male: Hey, I don’t feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
If you talk to me, I’ll fuck you.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
I’m hard. You wet?
Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.
Show me your pussy!
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?