I’d like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart…
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
May i pleasure you with my tongue?
Mines bigger than his want proof?
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
If i were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a button? Cause I’d tap that.
How about you let me clap them cheeks tonight?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.
Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth.
You’re thicker than a snicker.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.
Let’s just fuck.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her ass]
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat!
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside you and I’m not.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
Would you f*ck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
I wanna do dirty things with you – like farming.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I’ll owe you one.
So what are you doing for sex later?
Will you marry me for just one night?
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
Do you have planet insurance? Because I’m about to destroy uranus.
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cos i’m gonna need a blindfold before i hit that.
I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.
Nice tits, mind if i feel them?
Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries
your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Wow! Are those real?
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
Does your ass
If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Hi. I’m horny.
Sex is a killer … want to die happy?.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?”
My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.
Ay gurl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if i was your dad, i’d be in jail.
Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and fuck the team!
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Male: Hey, I don’t feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
I’m hard. You wet?
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are you chinese? Cus’ id play with your chopstick
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?
If you talk to me, I’ll fuck you.
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Show me your pussy!