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#1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you!
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don’t want to have sex after that, we won’t.
If i were a planet I’d want to be Neptune so I can be right behind Uranus.
You can call me mufasa cause I really want to lion you.
Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your mouth.
Let’s just fuck.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Miss, If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Are you a button? Cause I’d tap that.
The FBI wants to steal my pen. Can I hide it inside you?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meat my balls
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
They say a kiss is the language of love. Wanna have a conversation?
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Did you fell from heaven? Cause your booty is swollen!
Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that! [Look at her ass]
You’re thicker than a snicker.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat!
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside you and I’m not.
Would you f*ck a stranger? – No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is ____
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
Let’s bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I wanna do dirty things with you – like farming.
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I’ll owe you one.
So what are you doing for sex later?
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
Can I put my Charlie in your Chocolate Factory?
Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
Just to let you know I eat the booty like groceries
your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen up?
Nice tits, mind if i feel them?
Do you have planet insurance? Because I’m about to destroy uranus.
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
Does your ass
Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly, let’s have sex.
Will you marry me for just one night?
Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
Hi. I’m horny.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricants.
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Do you wanna see why my nickname is ‘tri-pod’?
Hey baby, what’s your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?”
Sex is a killer … want to die happy?.
Damn girl, are you a pinata? Cos i’m gonna need a blindfold before i hit that.
Ay gurl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if i was your dad, i’d be in jail.
Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and fuck the team!
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Male: Hey, I don’t feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are you chinese? Cus’ id play with your chopstick
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
If you talk to me, I’ll fuck you.
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I’m the doctor of love baby and you’re over due for your meat injection!
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!