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I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor.
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you all night long!
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.
Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
Are you a light switch? ‘Cause you turn me on!
Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let’s begin.
How do you spell “me”? (M-E) You forgot the D (There’s no D in ME) Not yet ;)
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Girl, I’m jealous of your heart. ‘Cause it’s pumping inside you and I’m not.