You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.

You Say: I'm jealous of your dress. She says "Why?" You say: Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.

163 good / 63 bad

I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

1163 good / 374 bad

I`m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

698 good / 226 bad

Baby I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.

569 good / 199 bad

If your left leg was Christmas and your right was Thanksgiving, could I visit between the holidays?

494 good / 160 bad

Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall

477 good / 154 bad

I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

443 good / 149 bad

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

360 good / 116 bad

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

383 good / 143 bad