All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw ya.
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
