All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
I’ll make you shiver when I deliver.
I’m a burglar and I’m gonna smash your backdoor in.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
My name’s [your name], but you can call me “lover.”
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
