You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
If you were a steak you would be well done.
It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you’re a real jem.
It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
Help! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.