Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Were do you hide your wings?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
They say a girls best friend are her legs. But even the best of friends sometimes have to part.