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Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
That dress looks great on you
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I must be lost
If kisses were snowflakes, I
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!
Hey, I’m new in town.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Where do you hide your wings?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
May I flirt with you?
My bologna has a first name…
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
Just where do those legs of yours end?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
You look like my mom!
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Were do you hide your wings?
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I’m easy. Are you?
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.