So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Were do you hide your wings?
Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
I must be lost
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
If kisses were snowflakes, I
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
May I flirt with you?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
Just where do those legs of yours end?
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Hey, I’m new in town.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
You look like my mom!
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I’m easy. Are you?
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
My bologna has a first name…
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!