Where do you hide your wings?
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
I must be lost
If kisses were snowflakes, I
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Were do you hide your wings?
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
Just where do those legs of yours end?
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Hey, I’m new in town.
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
May I flirt with you?
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
You look like my mom!
I’m easy. Are you?
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
My bologna has a first name…
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?