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Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Where do you hide your wings?
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
That dress looks great on you
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
I must be lost
If kisses were snowflakes, I
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
Were do you hide your wings?
May I flirt with you?
Hey, I’m new in town.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
You look like my mom!
My bologna has a first name…
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
I’m easy. Are you?
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.