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Biggest Pick Up Lines Collection
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Where do you hide your wings?
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I
Are you an interior decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room became beautiful.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
I must be lost
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
I want to write a poem on your body with my lips
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Oh, yeah, [band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff. You can come over to my place and tape it all if you want.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
It’s not the size of the boat. It’s the motion of the ocean.
If you were a sea i would swim in you forever.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge.
Are you from Ireland? ‘Cuz my dick’s-a-Dublin!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
Just where do those legs of yours end?
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
Was your father a welder? No, why? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
May I flirt with you?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
Hey, I’m new in town.
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
You look like my mom!
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
I’m easy. Are you?
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
My bologna has a first name…
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?