Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause obviously you landed on your face

81 good / 37 bad

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

130 good / 52 bad

You look like trash, may I take you out?

63 good / 34 bad

You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

59 good / 31 bad

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

63 good / 39 bad

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

46 good / 30 bad

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.

40 good / 26 bad

You smell... We should go take a shower together.

45 good / 34 bad

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

38 good / 31 bad