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Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.