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Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

her: i have a boyfriend me: i have a math test her: what? me: i thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

my dick is so polite… it stands up so you can sit down.

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.