Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

Are you a door? Because you are adoorable

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

“I have a boy-friend” – Well, let me know when you’re ready to upgrade to a man!

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

I know you like netflix and chill… but i’d rather hulu and do you

I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?