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Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
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Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
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You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
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Save water, shower with a friend!
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I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.
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Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.