Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

See those gaps between your fingers… they’re for my fingers to slip in

My eyes met many eyes but only got lost in yours.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

You are that “nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

This is the police! You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where i can hold them.