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Save water, shower with a friend!
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Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
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Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
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Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
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My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U
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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..
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Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!
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Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.