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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
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I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
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Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
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Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.
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Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
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Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
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Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
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If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.
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You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.