1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection – Page 2

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!