1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection – Page 2

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..

I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy

I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.

I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.

Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.

Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

I like playing video games… because you are my candy crush

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

You MUST have a nice personality.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

Are you african? because you are a’frican babe

hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.

Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”

Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!

I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?

Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..

You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

Didn’t I do your sister?

Excuse me,

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

You are almost as hot as my mom.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.