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Biggest Pick Up Lines Collection
Funny Pick Up Lines
You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.
You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
Didn’t I do your sister?
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
You are almost as hot as my mom.
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.