Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

I should charge you rent for all the time you spend in my mind.

Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, will you be my player 2?

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!