Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
I can’t buy you Gucci or Armani but i can make ur p*ssy a tsunami
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
You MUST have a nice personality.
Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.
Didn’t I do your sister?
Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!
I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Excuse me,
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.
Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
