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Funny Pick Up Lines
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.
If you were a Youtube ad I wouldn’t skip.
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
You MUST have a nice personality.
Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.
You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
Didn’t I do your sister?
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!
I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Knock knock who’s there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me!
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
You are almost as hot as my mom.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.