You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
Are you a door? Because you are adoorable
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
I like playing video games… because you are my candy crush
Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
You MUST have a nice personality.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Didn’t I do your sister?
Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!
I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Excuse me,
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..
hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
You are almost as hot as my mom.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
