Funny Pick Up Lines – Page 2

Save water, shower with a friend!

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..

Draw a line on a napkin and hand it to her. (She will ask ” What is it?”) A pickup line!

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.