1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection – Page 2

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hey girl, are you an architect? cos I can imagine building a relationship with you.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

Roses are red violets are blue I just wanna thank God, he made you

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.