Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you from mexico because i think you’re the juan for me!
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.