You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
Didn’t I do your sister?
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Excuse me,
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
