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Biggest Pick Up Lines Collection
Funny Pick Up Lines
You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.
You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
Didn’t I do your sister?
You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!
I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
You look so fine I could drink your bath water!
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.
Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”