Funny Pick Up Lines – Page 2

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

Roses are red, violets are blue – there’s nothing in this world prettier than you.

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

Are you my self-esteem? Cause I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

If the world was made out of chicken, you would be a hot wing.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.