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When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
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You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
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If you were my homework, i’d do you everyday.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack!
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I wanna be superhero, should I be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?
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Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
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Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
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Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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Are you terms and conditions? Cause whatever you say I’ll always agree with you.
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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
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I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
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Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
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F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
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You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
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Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!