1362 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection – Page 2

Hey girl, are you exercise? Because you’re breathtaking.

Are you a door? Because you are adoorable

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!

Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m..

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.

Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?

I like playing video games… because you are my candy crush

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.

Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

You MUST have a nice personality.

Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

Are you african? because you are a’frican babe

hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

Didn’t I do your sister?

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?

Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..

Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Excuse me,

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

You are almost as hot as my mom.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.

I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.