1358 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection – Page 2

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world in which I want to be.

I may not be what you want, but I am what you need.

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!

Your lungs must be fucked up cos you’re smokin’ hot!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.

I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

Be unique and different, say yes.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. they gave me a picture of you.

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Excuse me, you dropped something back there! (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

You MUST have a nice personality.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.

Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

I like playing video games… because you are my candy crush

I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

You’re pretty. I’m pretty. Let’s go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.

Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Are you a coconut? Cos I wanna smash you till the white stuff comes out.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”

You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!

Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

Are you african? because you are a’frican babe

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.

I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.

Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?

Excuse me,

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

Didn’t I do your sister?

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

Do you smoke pot because i have a kush on you.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.

You are almost as hot as my mom.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.

Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

Kanye feel the love tonight?

Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”