Bad Pick Up Lines

-7

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.

12 good / 19 bad

-8

Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me.

13 good / 21 bad

-9

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

13 good / 22 bad

-10

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

8 good / 18 bad

-12

Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?

8 good / 20 bad

-12

Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease? What? "Comeoniwannalayya".

7 good / 19 bad

-12

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

6 good / 18 bad

-12

Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

5 good / 17 bad

-15

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

4 good / 19 bad

-16

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!

6 good / 22 bad

-17

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

18 good / 35 bad