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[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna fuck you.

Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.

Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.

I’m like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!