Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”
Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna fuck you.
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
I’m like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!