Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
I hope to God you can’t sing because I just wanna fuck you.
Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I’ll understand if you spit.
Lets skip all the bull-shit lose our inhibitions and DO what we really came here to do.
I’m like chocolate: I go straight to your ass!