If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.
My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?
Hey baby, let’s go make some babies.
I’m leaving this place … want to cum?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
Show me your pussy!
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
Baby… wanna come for a ride?