I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yip, it’s firm.
This isn’t a beer belly, it’s the fuel tank for my love machine!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Baby… wanna come for a ride?
Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.
I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.
Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Have you ever played leap frog naked??
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.