Damn, are you my new boss, because you just gave me a raise.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
I’m hard. You wet?
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.
Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.