Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.
I’ve got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!
I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!
Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Can I see your tan lines?
Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I’ll be the pimp, you be my slut.
Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.
Let us let only latex stand between our love.
Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?