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Biggest Pick Up Lines Collection
Dirty Pick Up Lines
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I’m sure you can offer 69.
Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?
I’ve got a condom with your name on it.
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
Does your ass
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
Hi. I’m horny.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!