All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Dirty Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Are you chinese? Cus’ id play with your chopstick
Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
Roses are red, grass is green, you should come to the crib and fuck the team!
Show me your pussy!
Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Ay gurl is yo dad in jail? Cuz if i was your dad, i’d be in jail.
Male: Hey, I don’t feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
I’m on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fuck you so bad, but I know that I can’t.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac’s in your bra?
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
Let’s not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let’s get to it.
If you talk to me, I’ll fuck you.
I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
