Top 100 Dirty Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Does your ass

Are you a virgin? (No.) Prove it!

What is long and hard, and right behind you?

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Can you help me up? My dick is too big.

[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”

Have you ever played “Spank the brunette”? Want to try?

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.

Were you born in a toilet? Because your the shit!

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

My friend and I made a bet and I need to check if those are implants.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?

Sex is a killer … want to die happy?.

Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.

Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

Wow! Are those real?