I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I’m the doctor of love baby and you’re over due for your meat injection!
Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!
You’d mind if I fantasize about you?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.
Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!
I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?