Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, I would ask for netflix and chill but my mood says disney and kiss.

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

are you today’s date? cos you’re 10/10

Hey girl, are you murderer? Because your looks can kill.

Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

I’m glad I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.