Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Didn’t I do your sister?
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!
Be unique and different, say yes.