I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?
Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?
Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?