Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

Roses are red, Violets will never be blue, but dam look at you!

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

Be unique and different, say yes.

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace in my pants!

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap.

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!