Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

Are you the ocean? cos you’re full of trash.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

You don’t need makeup… you need plastic surgery.

Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”

(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?