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She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
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There are so many types of art but you are my favorite.
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I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
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If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
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I hope you’re not a vegetarian, because I’d love to meat you.
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With great penis, comes great responsibility.
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Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
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Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
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Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
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Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
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Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
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Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
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My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?