On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Save water, shower with a friend!
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.