Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I thought happiness started with an H but mine starts with U

Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be Yourman.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…? Read the first word again.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Are you a minecraft fence? cos i can’t get over you

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.