Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Are you african? because you are a’frican babe

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

hey girl, are you a cop? cos you are probably not here for me, but i will act nervous anyway.

You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Didn’t I do your sister?

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.

Excuse me,