Top 100 Funny Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?

Being with you is like listening to my favorite song.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

You look so fine I could drink your bath water!

Kanye feel the love tonight?

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

You are almost as hot as my mom.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?