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How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
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I’m trying so hard not to kiss you right now.
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Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
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What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
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So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
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You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
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Hey girl, wanna be my hope? the ‘p’ is silent tho..
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When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?
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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
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Didn’t I do your sister?
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You make me wish I weren’t gay!
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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
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Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
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Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… Can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
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Are you a black hole? Because attraction grows and time distorts the closer i get to you.
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Excuse me,