All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Give me a bottle of wine and ill make you mine.
Say, that’s a nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Like Motel 6, I’ll leave the light on for you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I’ve got one that I’m just dying to put in your drawers.
Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve.
