All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
