Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
Bond
Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No] Wink.
I’m hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?
If kisses were snowflakes, I
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going….