All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
