Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
I may not be a window repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
I love baseball so take me home baby!