Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
If women were trophies, you’d be first place!
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
I’ve got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That’s right, I’m a clown.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I’m easy. Are you?
My bologna has a first name…
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?