All lines are ordered after most upvotes by our community of several thousand voters. The following Cheesy Pick-Up Lines have been chosen as favorites.
Let’s play hockey. I”ll be the net, and you can score.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Hey, I’m new in town.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!
“I have a boyfriend” – Well you look like the kind of girl who could use two
Just where do those legs of yours end?
My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you’re the bomb!
Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
