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(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.

I’ve got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

Just remember: To you, I am a virgin.

I’ll suck you so hard that you’ll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I’m finished.

Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?

My place…..Eight o’clock……bring a friend.

I’m not trying to pressure you. I don’t want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.

[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.