Top 100 Dirty Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights go out.

I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!

Flamingos are pink, proposing takes guts, I’ll be the pimp, you be my slut.

Hey baby, I’ll fuck you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we’re done.

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood!

Baby… wanna come for a ride?

Hey good lookin’, whatcha got cookin’? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

Are your knees dirty? I don’t want to get my floor dirty.

I’m a starving artist and I want to eat you.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

This isn’t a beer belly, it’s the fuel tank for my love machine!

Hey babe, wanna sample my DNA?

Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place

Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don’t, so let’s go.

I have an oral fixation with giving oral gratification. If you are willing to receive I am more than willing to give.

I’m leaving this place … want to cum?

Have you ever played leap frog naked??

I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.