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Are you cold? Let me be your electric blanket. Just plug me in and I’ll make you feel nice and toasty inside and out.

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?

Which sex position produces the ugliest kids? (Idk, which?) Ask your parents!

You’d mind if I fantasize about you?

Can I see your tan lines?

I’m not an expert in hardware, but I know that you’d be able to screw my nuts off.

I’d totally bang you in the alley… if I wasn’t on probation.

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Do you have any Irish in you? (if no.) Would you like some? (if yes.) Want some more?

I’ll bet you $10 my dick can’t fit into your mouth.

Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.

Do you like cherries? [No.] Ok, can I have yours?

Roses are red, I have tons of class, therefore I am eating your ass!

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?