Top 100 Dirty Pick-Up Lines | #1 Best Collection of Pick Up Lines

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”

Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.

Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?

Do you know what part of the tongue registers the “salty taste? Why don’t you blow me and find out?

Hey Baby! I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

I’m the doctor of love baby and you’re over due for your meat injection!

I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest

My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?

Erections like these don’t grow on trees you know.

I’m either going home with you or behind you, take your pick.

My name is Skittles… wanna taste my rainbow?

I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

It sure is hot and stuffy in here. Would you like to take a cold shower?

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yip, it’s firm.